Schist Hotel

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Schist Hotel

Have you heard about The Schist Hotel?

The food is always too basalt-y

The Tv's never work they're all gabbro-ken

Have you seen the Bar maid?
She's got a great cleavage

Due to falling standards the whole place is up for shale

The reviews are really bad, it's been slated

 They make you turn ophiolites at 10

They've just built some new tennis quartz

You seen the new bodyguard Ash? He's really tuff.

It's a renowned didymacrackden

 

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