Have you heard about The Schist Hotel?
The food is always too basalt-y
The Tv's never work they're all gabbro-ken
Have you seen the Bar maid?
She's got a great cleavage
Due to falling standards the whole place is up for shale
The reviews are really bad, it's been slated
They make you turn ophiolites at 10
They've just built some new tennis quartz
You seen the new bodyguard Ash? He's really tuff.
It's a renowned didymacrackden
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